Monday, July 27, 2026

Chinese Noodles

A recent trip to Noodle Hole in Marshall, NC got me wondering, "How hard could it be?" I have to say, before leaving this paragraph, that Noodle Hole dishes up an absolutely superb dish of noodles, and the line out the door is justified.




How hard could it be to make these noodles? Pretty hard, but not impossible, I reckon. Of course my first step was to look at YouTube videos.


There I learned that good noodle dough needs a good balance of elasticity (so it doesn't tear) and extensibility (so it can get very long and skinny without bouncing or shrinking back). I think "extensibility" is a very close substitute for "plasticity." In my limited physics education in college I remember being told about elastic deformation vs. plastic deformation. In dough made with wheat flour, gluten gives the elasticity. Plasticity can come from several causes (long rest and overworking being two), but the shortcut for noodles is the addition of alkaline. I had already heard this about ramen noodles.


So here's the professional Chinese way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wajz9sp7oKE


And here's a shortcut/hack/homegamer method, which introduces elasticity via a readily available ingredient (spoiler: nutritional yeast): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmwRAnd-mQo


If I try it out, I'll report back here.

Friday, June 17, 2022

Friday Links: Pizza Dough and a Good Poem

 The pizza expert in this video has some great, refined tips on dough handling. Definitely will improve my technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsCEJ8CWlg


In the "long list of advice tidbits" genre, with a few good slightly out-of-character items: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/57243/how-to-be-perfect?fbclid=IwAR2m6Fy06qUPy8NEniPFRYLOkHSmeGf9l5MUmqZ4yQzaOdlRR4gCA7ty6m8

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Recent Reading: Tokarczuk's Flights

 I have recently been reading Olga Tokarczuk's Flights with a good deal of pleasure. Much of what I love about the work of

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Reconstructing the Antikythera Mechanism

 

"Clickspring" makes gorgeous videos about an inspiring project: building a replica of the Antikythera mechanism using only period-appropriate tools and methods.

 
I particularly like this project because it's an excellent way to debunk the "ancient astronaut" kookery surrounding this piece of ancient technology (and other "too advanced" ancient human achievements).

Monday, May 9, 2022

Cory Doctorow on John Deere's Tractor Killswitch

https://doctorow.medium.com/about-those-kill-switched-ukrainian-tractors-bc93f471b9c8

 

Most of us have heard about the Russian looters who stole a bunch of John Deere equipment from a Ukrainian dealer and hauled it to Chechnya, only to be foiled when the dealer remotely disabled all those implements. Heartwarming! But . . . This essay ties together several issues in a very neat, very disturbing bundle. The big surprise for me was

Friday, April 29, 2022

Recent Reading: Solnit, Pogue Harrison, Adams

 Rebecca Solnit: Orwell's Roses

Not really a biography, but an exploration of certain aspects of Orwell's